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An Aussie Send Off - Farewell to 5X |
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Our Antipodean editor 5X, like all Australians eventually do, is moving on. Something in the genes, they just have to travel. Well, either that or his visa's run out. As a tribute to his sterling work and can-do attitude (cheerful bunch, the Aussies, just don't mention the Ashes) we've put together this homage to the greatest upside-down hero of all, Steve "The Crocodile Hunter" Irwin. Take a tour of YouTube and you'll find dozens of Steve-o wannabes. Most of them are shockingly poor but the need to imitate the danger-loving freak is widespread. Take Dave McKenzie a chap who bears an uncanny resemblance to our hero but who leaves reptiles to the experts: Here's another look-a-like, this time for hire in Australia. How worrying is that "Anything considered!" line? Sorry for putting that image in your head. Crikey! Our hero also crops up in a few games. First up let's have a look at the officially endorsed effort. Crocodile Hunter sees Steve-o dropping pineapples on croc poachers. I may have missed something but why's he in a microlight? And speaking of mysteries what the hell is a drop bear? Well in this game you have to strike the critters (which look suspiciously like koalas) with some eucalyptus chewing gum. I don't think they've gone for a simulation angle on this one. And specially for 5X we have Bring It On! This time-your-hit game has a style of play that will be familiar to Yetisport fans but features a much more interesting premise. Tee up an Aussie cricketer and let rip, the idea being to send him back where he came from. And, of course, Steve-o's in it. So goodbye 5X, all the best for your future endeavours. And if you KV-ers want to help us send off 5X in the proper manner why not dress up as Steve Irwin and play the Crocodile Hunter Drinking Game? Cheers. |
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